Event Production Maven

I can keep 60,000 festival campers entertained. I can find and book security fencing at $1.42/ft. and re-route an event day race course at 4:30 in the morning. I can operate heavy machinery. I can design merchandise and develop meaningful and lasting relationships with vendors. I can take a client's event marketing dream and turn it into reality and I can plan, organize, and execute a VIP camping village for hundreds.

I definitely can't do a cartwheel, but I'm working on it.